officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

awkward-at-best:

literally me if i get married

buckbeek:

the-wise-fox:

buckbeek:

harry potter didn’t have to do p.e. so why do i

Harry Potter played quidditch.

harry potter never did the beep test 

120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.